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Privacy Policy

Last updated: March 2026

What I collect

If you use the contact form, I get your name, email, company, and message. I only use that to reply. I don't sell it or hand it to third parties.

How I use it

To answer your note and follow up if it makes sense. I don't sell or rent personal data.

Cookies

The site may use basic cookies where needed for it to work. No ad or analytics trackers by default.

How long I keep it

Only as long as needed to handle your message and for normal records.

Your rights

You can ask to see, fix, or delete your data. Use the Contact page.

Changes

I might update this page sometimes. The date at the top is the last edit.